I Make Sign... I Speak Good English
Every once in a while you will find signs where English is not the native
language, and any combination of words are possible.
Here a few real-life ones that make the top of the list.
“I Slaughter Myself Daily.”
A Butcher Shop In Israel.
“If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.”
A Hotel In Moscow.
“Visitors two to a bed and half an hour only.”
A Hospital In Barcelona.
“All customers promptly executed.”
A Barbershop In Tokyo.
“Al vegetables in this establishment have been washed with water especially passed by the management”
A Restaurant In Sri. Lanka
“Gentleman's throats cut with nice sharp razors.”
A Barbershop In Zanzibar.
“Dresses for street walking.”
A Dress Shop In Paris.
“Go Away”
- A Barcelona Travel Agency.
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